The concept is solid, but the execution suffers too much to make this something I'd actually enjoy relaxing to. I'm willing to forgive a lot in terms of graphics, and even the slowness of it all is fine. The problem comes down to lack of controls and a frankly frustrating interface system. You can't just keep your wallet in your pocket, you have to carry it around in front of you. There's no keyboard controls for basic commands, meaning you might accidentally have your mouse a tiny bit too far, so instead of turning on the wipers you open the hood. Little things like that add up, and in nearly every case where you interact with your car or the greater world, it becomes a frustrating challenge instead of, you know, fun.

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There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.